Hello,
I recently returned from year 9 camp, it was great. While on year 9 camp two of my good friends (Steph and Nick) with one of the year 9's (Keegan) helped me name two lists to bring you the best and the worst of camp life, some need more explaining than others, so bear with me. here we go with the 'Dude list' and the 'Suck ass' list.
'DUDE' LIST!
Two year nines: Keegan and Felix. They were cool, acknowledged our existence and actually listened to us, as well as being cool people who treated us like their equals and could both play guitar. They rocked.
The dancing: Ok there are many versions of dancing that need to go in here. The Macarena. Greece lightening (done superbly well by Nick, Elliot and Chris), Greece style matrix dancing between Nick and Chris (totally hilarious), YMCA which Nick decided to do backwards, The Greece conga involving Nick, Chris, Chris, Sarah Bamford, Sarah flint, Steph, Andrew, James and Elliot; it was so funny, and more random danced including steps and other crapy party tunes.
Quiz Night: This was the first night we got there, and it was so funny, I am gonna remember that night for a long time. The highlights were our music quiz answer of 'Smack your bitch up' to a song obviously about love by delta Godrem and brain Mac faden, Elliot with nick on his back entering the Chinese laundry quiz round as the oldest boy and youngest girl, and without a doubt the funniest thing of that night was watching Nick hurl himself down a field screaming like a mad man just to win 9g 3 points, it was an image that'll stick. In case anyone was wondering we did win, and whoever put that a one humped camel was called a llama YOU ARE WRONG! muchos muchos wrong.
The Jokes: there were some hilarious jokes made, I can't remember them all word for word but I can remember the highlights - a Shaun Connery lepricorn, a toothbrush sales man, a wooden cock and a hell of a lot of nuns.
Ashley also goes on the dude list purely for singing in Japanese for our talent show entry, it was kick ass. His version of Alice coopers poison wasn't so bad either.
Keegan: A few aspects of Keegan need to be noted here: his brumby accent, him singing 'demons get out of my house' and him playing guitar and singing with Steph. Also his talent show entry with Nick was kick ass, they did in the summer time by mongo (whoops mungo) jerry.
The guys: Steph, Nick, Sarah, Chris, James, Andrew and all the other who I talked to over the four days were great! Love you all!
The weather: Oh My God how hot! It was lovely, good enough got water fights and lazying under the trees.
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'SUCK ASS' LIST!
TREVORS GOD DAMNED TENT! : I’m sorry Trevor if you read this but your tent was hell! It was awful to put down and I hated trying to get the pegs out and trying to fold it all away, it was god damned awful!
Tents in general: having to pull down 6 tents in one morning.
Alex: For kicking both nick and Keegan in the balls.
Year 9’s minus the ones mentioned, they were generally rude and arrogant.
Insect bites: I’VE FINALLY GOTTEN RID OF THEM! They have deflated and gone thank god for that. I had loads, literally loads, big swollen red insect bites that itched like hell and were muchos painful, but then a got some cream and now they’re all better.
These three activities : team building, treasure hunt and the day in bowley.
Nick’s Italian card game: It was the most confusing game in the world! And it was sssooo much worse than black jack nick! He he :P
Grass sledging: going down was fun, coming up was annoying.
The kitchen staff, staff in general, ok well maybe just the kitchen staff and Mrs Helm on a bad day.
And finally : being away from everyone, being away frorm linzie and sara and my other friends and my bed and my clothes and electricity and Murray mints and beano the dog and the internet and Mister happy and my poster and pictures of Gerard way etc etc, generally I just missed home, maybe that’s ‘cause I was in the middle of a field in the scorching heat lol.
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Overall I had a kick ass time, I would so go again and I loved it! Appologies for the length, i need sleep now *yawn* night people.
Comment please.
K x
This is (l-r) Keegan, Nick, Andrew and Steph ( and the guitar of course!)
4 comments:
Dude!!!! What more can i say!!! I really miss all you guys and i cant wait to see ya all again in september! You all rocked!! (and so did the singing which i have to say was ace!!....especially by me!!) he he!! Love Steph xxxxx
Oh yea, and put more pictures on!!! Some were really funny!!! Steph xxxxx
An whats the deal with the time!!!, its half four in the afternoon now, not half eight in the morning!!!! Argh!!! xxxx
Awww glad you had a good time hon.
I miss yer, me all in Oxford with the strange southeners :( but we'll have a fun sleepover :D yay getting the train instead of the coach, thank god.
Is it still boiling hot over there? I can't move here, too hot constantly.
Sachi
xXx
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