'The witch way'

I have a habbit of getting on problem buses. We have nice new buses called 'The witch way' buses, each one is named after a different pendle witch, they are black and red and have nice new spangly leather seats. But these buses have a habbit of attracting trouble, like today, when i went to manchester on my lonesome, i was nice and happy playing with the squeeky duck keyring i'd just purchased from afflecks, when a drunk got on. Yes someone was acctually drunk at 2pm in the afternoon, not unusual for rawtenstall i assure you. Anyway there was a big fight between the driver and the drunk and a police man had to wrestle the drunk of the bus, and the bus driver decided we'd do a runner and sped off down bank street with both the drunk and the police man running after.

Oh how i love public transport.