Well that was...

Awful!

I am watching Jason X . Purely because it's on, not because I want to watch it. It is dire, the only interesting bit made me feel ill. Jason (indestructible killer who's been around forever) killed a women by super freezing a woman's head in a chemical and then whacking her head out on a desk.

Anyway as far as I can figure this dude has sex with a robot in the subtext (the actual subtext of the film not a place) and she gets all strong and matrix like and arrives to save the day when the scaredy cat crying woman runs off on her own in the shuttle and crashes it and dies, oh did I forget to mention it was on a shuttle. This sexed up robot kills Jason by shooting him a lot. I make it sound unimpressive, it's not much better in film, In actual fact I think calling it a film is being nice, I'd rather call it shit, but that's being nice too.

Ok, now that's just stupid. He's back, the killer that is.They thought they'd killed the killer (that the authorities have been trying to kill for decades, how stupid!) but they haven't and he's back five minutes later but now he's bulletproof so they can't shoot him! Oh now he's dead again! and now the rescue ship's here, but now there's a whole in the ship, and oh she's dead. And now Jason's back.

Am I the only one thinking this film is a bit farfetched? By farfetched I mean absolutely rubbish!