Bacon Sandwhiches

Me, being the fool that i am, Decided to make a bacon sandwhich.

In my house you don't make one bacon sandwhich, especially on a sunday morning. I was in a rush and had stuff to do, so i thought i'd just make myself one. But No, as soon as someone hears the bacon packet open everyone wants in. I ended up making 4 people bacon sandwhiches, 2 of which wanted 2 sandwhiches on toast. So i ended up grilling 3 lots of bacon and it taking an hour to do so. Not only this, but my dad who insisted on having toast stood over my for pretty much the entire hour going 'have you washed your hands', 'i like my bacon crispier than that', 'I said lancashire cheese not chesire', 'That toast isn't cooked'.

I stopped myself telling him to fuck off and do it himself because my head hurts too bad for an argument, So i give them all their sandwhiches and guess what, Charlie trips over the rug, throws his sandwhiches EVERYWHERE and then demands that i make him another.

Little sod.