Katie Lost her Innocence to Genital Itching.

Hello,

Well i have had an ace day. Started with me getting up late, looking as emo as is humanly possible (skate shoes, baggy jeans, Lacey top, Gothy cross necklack and polka dot head scarf. Yes i know. Pretty damn emo.) And met kim, I saw her from the window making hand actions and stuff, i thought she was doing them to herself, but turns out i couldn't see Linzie. Anyway, me, Katie, Linzie and Kim had an ace time shopping. I bought this lot :-

- Black cord fitted jacket
- Green top
- Black Lace Vest
- New Purse
- Silver Star earings
- Pink Star earings
- Paper and Note Cards
- Truffles (My dog sat on the bag, so they aint really eatable anymore)
- Star beads and Elastic
- New bed sheets (pink stripey ones)
- Belt
- Jumper
- Really cute rose ring

Phew, i think that's all. I am skint now. We've had some fantastic one liners today, We are all such dodgy people, For example the title of this post, the phrase 'Katie Jane wants some long hot sausage'. But more on that later.

I came home, briefly, and had to go to work for my last ever friday *sobs*. Afterwards i Got picked up by Katie and met Linzie. We had such an ace time, we went to Pizza hut, but as it was packed we walked around asda and looked at towel and thinks like girls do. Linzie even tried wrapping them around her to see which would best cover her lady bits and what not (she's going to kill me!). She's decided on black towels, and katie needs a rug and bathroom things, and i need some cushions. Anyway back on track. We then went back to pizza hut, had masses of the best pizza's ever then returned to the car. This is where it got interesting. The car was not where we parked it. Haha! Katie's family had been in frankie and bennies next to us, and when they'd come out seen the car and her dad had moved it, what with having a spare key, it was genius.

We drove to beijing (the resteraunt not the country) listening to punk covers of 'build me up buttercup' and 'hit me baby one more time' and got mushrooms. We fought over shot gun, naturally. I think Katie should get the back seat for once, honestly, drivers get all the luck.

More one liners were me asking 'can you kill cats legally' and Katie claiming that it's the lights that give her sunburn, even before she gets to the sun :p

I'm really gonna miss these guys. Me and Linzie are getting on well, she's ace, mate! And Katie is similarly ace, i love them both. We better stay in touch bitches! I mean it, i'll come whip yo' asses!

Anywho, moving on. Gonna sleep, knackerd.

Love you, Katie x

ps: Linzie's a lesbian!