My day.

Did you know that anne summers cashier small talk is quiet possibly the funniest thing ever? i was in anne summers queing up to pay and the woman in front of me was buying quite possibly the most painful looking thing in the world ever. That cashier was this little blonde shy thing that looked like a librain. Her black tunic thingum looked too big her and she must have been about 5" tall. Anyway the woman infront of me in the que was very brash and loud and it was hilarious, this little cashier was trying not to look at what this woman was buying, mumbleing under her breath and trying to make conversation away from the fact that this woman was buying sex toys. The questions i hear were:

'So what's the weather like?'
'Did you come by bus?'
'Been busy?'

Me thinks she needs a different job :p

Also, how ace would it have been if instead of snakes on a plane that it was 'badgers, mushrooms and snakes on a plane' so that they could us the badger song os the theme tune. :D

I have to go, i am currently balancing a fruit gum on my nose, ten minutes and counting :D