The Lunatics are in the hall.

It's amazing how many times the phrase 'when i was drunk....' comes out people's mouths at uni. Here are some of our finest drunk moments:

1- The wiskey and the table. Joe, Loon, drank 3/4 a bottle of whiskey, fell asleep by the fridge leaving his smart price whiskey open to us. We filled it with water, hid it under a glass table and let him look for it for 5 hours. That was the same night where Ben Simpson chased me and Lydia around the house, and we had to talk him down off the roof before he killed himself. It all seemed so real when we were drunk, had we been sober it would have been nearly as exciting.

2- One of kims. For everyone who know's me this is where i got the nick name 'steve lover' from Tom Greenhaulgh, but i'm not explaining that to people who don't know. Kim got very sticky, Oliver had to lick Irish Cream Liquor off her back. Joe also drank a lot of flat lambrini. Therefore it was only fitting to make him do a dare, So we dressed him in kim's top and sent him to kiss kim's elder sister, which he did.

3- camping. Oh My God! Never leave me in charge of hiding the vodka, cause i hide it in my sleeping bag while trying to have a 'bug in the rug' race with Hiedi and end up toppling down the whole hill. It's ok it's ok, the vodka was not harmed.

4- Waxing! Ok, at parties we have waxed, well Joe. And he took it upon himself to wax a J into his chest. Oh my god, It was the funniest thing ever.

5- The quote 'I like my flat pack women i do' Yes Joe, I'm sure you do.

6- Me and Sara being drunk at whitaker park smoking on the climbing frame while have a gun war a few days before i left for uni. I fell off a step, got covered in mud and we had this stupid code of something like 'riley' was retreat or base or charge, i can't rememeber. I know one of the code words was 'Dildo' imagine what we looked like shouting that at god knows what time on a pitch black park with nothing but a cigerette, lighter and pezzy torch to find our way. It was ace.

7- Mine and Sara's drunken sex conversations, or even maybe our sober ones. If you're reading this Sara i feel the need to say 'any hole!' hehe. Ahem, raising the tone a little.

8- Steven Lenard. Who is he? No one knows. Popular opinion seems to be Lizzie Lenard's (Kid in my sister's year) elder brother. We know he liked Guns and Roses, He used to turn up, get drunk, and leave. He came onto Kim once, I remember that and Oli asking me 'should i be worried he's feeling up my girlfriend' and i just went 'nah it's not cheating, you've been futher' i was pissed.

9- Erm Oh the time Joe made me £10 richer by throwing pound coins over the bush at chavs. I was happy collecting those in the morning.

10- And this ones from when i started dating Nick and i tried to climb a tree after claiming that i'd seen a rather large white rabit, and ran accross the road infront of muchos traffic.

Ok that's yer lot.

Read, or don't read, You're choice. Long and Boring, but my life, and i enjoyed it.

Katie x