Thursday, March 01, 2007

Yes i am THAT efficient.

Hello,

Well ok, not i'm not efficient in the slightest. There are two things that make me terribly bad.

The first thing would be Packing. Tomorrow after my screen writing lecture i am going back up north for a few days. I was meant to pack on tuesday, and then wednesday, and then now. Will i pack this side of midnight? I don't intent to.

Also i was just flicking through my notes on my last lecture of the day (on infidelity). It consists of this:

"Who the hell quoted Jesus!" (Aden in response to someone quoting Jesus)
"The Spartans promote free love" (Aden on The Spartans (he has an obsession with 300) and their infidelity)
"Yeah Imagine Micky Rourke with his moobs out!" (Shaun in response to me saying Jessica Alba was the only one who didn't get her rack out in Sin City.)
"Bloody hell! It's David Jason in a Sari!" (Shaun on our lecturer)
"This is Sparta!!!" (Quickly interjected by Aden after Meena said she had an Announcement)

Well the conclusion of this blog is that i am terribly efficient. Screw you.

PS: Watching this scene from closer with Shaun is quite possinly the funnies thing ever. (Warning content unsuitable for young or easily offended eyes):

LARRY: Did you do it here?
ANNA: No.
LARRY: Why not?
ANNA: Do you wish we did?
LARRY: Just tell me the truth.
ANNA: Yes, we did it here.
LARRY: Where?
Anna points.
ANNA: There.
LARRY: On this. We had our first fuck on this. Did you think of me?
LARRY: When? When did you do it here?
LARRY: Answer the question!
ANNA: This evening.
LARRY: Did you cum?
ANNA: Why are you doing this?
LARRY: 'cause I want to know.
ANNA: First he went down on me, and then we fucked.
LARRY: Who was where?
ANNA: I was on top, then he fucked me from behind.
LARRY: And that's when you came the second time.
ANNA: Why is the sex so important?
LARRY: Because I'm a fucking caveman!
LARRY: Did you touch yourself while he fucked you?
ANNA: Yes.
LARRY: You wank for him.
ANNA: Sometimes.
LARRY: And he does.
ANNA: We do everything that people who have sex do!
LARRY: You enjoy sucking him off.
ANNA: Yes!
LARRY: You like his cock.
ANNA: I love his cock!
LARRY: You like him cumming in your face.
ANNA: Yes!
LARRY: What does it taste like?
ANNA: It tastes like you but sweeter!
LARRY: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

Ta'ra x

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