My Brother

His name is Charlie. He is 5 years old.

He does the funniest things, Like kicking my sister's boyfriend in the balls.

He has some classic quotes such as:

Dad:'Oi, go find your library books'
Charlie:'Ok'
Comes back a few minutes later
Charlie:'I found them'
Dad:'Have you read them?'
Charlie:'Does it look like i can read? NO!'

Me:'Goodnight pudding'
Charlie:'I'm not a pudding i'm a boy!'

Me:'Dad wants to know if you've washed your face?'
Charlie:'YES I HAVE!'
Me:'Woah! chill bill'
Charlie: 'My name isn't bill!'

Charlie: 'Jess, why is my head upside down?'
Jess: 'Because you're stood on your hands'
Charlie: 'But i wanna stand on my hands with my head the right way up!'

I love him.