Why i am an idiot.....

I had the most disaterous shower just now.

It started ok. Minus falling over while taking my jeans off. The problems started once i was in the shower.

Firsty i got my conditioner and hair removal cream sachets confused. So i put hair removal cream on my hair. Fun stuff. But i realised fairly quickly and washed it all out, and then used the conditioner.

Then seen as i had no hair removal cream i had to shave my legs. I got the bathroom cleaner and shaving gel cans confused, then when it started to burn figured something was wrong, realised my legs were smelling lemony fresh and then, again, washed it off quickly. Gave it a while and then acctually shaved my legs properly.

Phew.

And finally when i got out the shower i realised i'd left my towel outside the door and had to run out naked to get it.

That is why i am an idiot. But in my defense. I am ill.