the night after the night before

(these events are based on a true story, mainly last night at joe's house).

Katie rolled over, "can you stop elbowing me in the head?" she asked Oliver. He grunted and fell back asleep. As she lay there she reflected on the previous night.

They had arrived at Joe's house the previous evening, with high spirits and alcoholic ones too. They drank and drank and drank themselves dry. At which point an interval takes place, to go to tesco and buy some more alcohol. On the way back Oliver suggests that Kate, kim and Joe go and have a drink with his whorish alcy of a mother, of course they agree and spend a good hour sharing stories while downing peach snapps. On the way back Oliver reveals he has infact stolen a 20 bag of pot from his mother. Hurrah say Joe and Kate. (Kim not so much because she is alergic to tobacco and therefore not as exctiable as the others).

They return to the bedroom, and sprawled accross blankets and duvets consume another 3 bottles of spritis and a joint and then sleep. Only being woken up by the question "Kate, did i steal a ba of pot from my mother last night?"

Katie x

PS: What happened to the drugs i hear you cry. Oliver lost them in matalan, stupid boy.