Hypocrites.
People who call themselves your friends.
Men who claim to love you and quite clearly don't mean it.
Customers who are rude/arrogant/real.
Yellow.
Nuts.
Pineapple when on pizza.
Anything with wings.
Resident evil things.
Anything directed by Quentin Tarrintino, with the exception of pulp fiction.
Quentin Tarrintino.
People who spend ages trying to get their own way, and when they get it spend an hour lecturing you on 'how it wasn't so hard' (AKA Adults).
My sister.
People named Joe.
Oven Chips.
Oliver Twist.
Work.
Spar uniforms.
The sun.
Any weather but rain.
Heat.
Vitamin tablets.
Anti-Depressants.
Therapists.
Frizzy hair.
Fucking care bears.
Red pen.
The BBC.
Big Brother.
Friends you can't be honest with.
Complaints.
Tequilla.
Seagulls.
Sickness.
And others, but i'm tired now. Just make sure that's catered for for now.
Monday, June 18, 2007
If anyone were to whisk me to a private utopia, please leave the following behind...
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Hypocrites. (if you say one thing, and do another, then I'll probably agree with either what you say or what you do--Penn Jilette)
People who call themselves your friends. (I'm no longer your friend then...acquaintance? companion?(been watching Doctor Who...))
Men who claim to love you and quite clearly don't mean it. Check
Customers who are rude/arrogant/real. Check
Yellow. the song? Check
Nuts.
Pineapple when on pizza.Yeah...what the fuck is up with that?
Anything with wings. Chicken?
Resident evil things. Hey, RE 4 is a fine game.
Anything directed by Quentin Tarrintino, with the exception of pulp fiction. KB1?
Quentin Tarrintino. I'll give you that.
People who spend ages trying to get their own way, and when they get it spend an hour lecturing you on 'how it wasn't so hard' (AKA Adults).
My sister.
People named Joe.
Oven Chips.
Oliver Twist. Roman Polanski is a paedo...why isn't that mentioned more?
Work. triple check
Spar uniforms. probably
The sun. paper yes, big glowy thing, you may need it...though it could infect your brain and make you incinerate people.
Any weather but rain. agreed
Heat.yup
Vitamin tablets.
Anti-Depressants.
Therapists. fucking hell yes
Frizzy hair. i'm the master of frizz
Fucking care bears. lol,sure
Red pen.
The BBC. Dr Who?
Big Brother. Dr Who? (BB is wankfest)
Friends you can't be honest with.
Complaints.
Tequilla. nasty stuff
Seagulls. no seagulls means we wouldn't have A Flock of Seagulls...and they rock...and they ran...they ran so far away...
Sickness. sure thing.
Lol, I know I'm telling you what you can and can't have on your own private paradise...but if the internet is made for anything, it's foisting your opinions onto other people,regardless of if they want it or not.
Much love lady. x x x
*hugs. Not such a fan of thngs with wings either....but I do like pineapple on pizza. Antidepreassants also suck ass.
"....but I do like pineapple on pizza."
I don't know her...but Claire is part of the problem...we need to make her part of the solution...
Where's my clockwork orange set up at?
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